it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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