Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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