I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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