yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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