Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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