North Korea, Best Korea!
I've blown a few things in my day
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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