what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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