Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
they're like a gay fantastic four
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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