well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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