ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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