Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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