Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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