girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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