There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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