he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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