Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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