ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
My pussy is not your playground.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
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I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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