So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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