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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
