If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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