okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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