Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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