I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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