We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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