if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I supernannyed him into submission
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