I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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