no, he came in my armpit
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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