I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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