haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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