It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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