My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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