so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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