these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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