I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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