Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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I just want nice things and good sex
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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Take your time, I'll wait
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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