But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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