I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Randomize
