ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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