All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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