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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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