We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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