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He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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