woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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