We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i think my cat just said my name.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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