Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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