If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
As shirtless as possible
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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