She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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