I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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