Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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