My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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