like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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