Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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