In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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