You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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