He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
where are my eyebrows?
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