hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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